You gotta love them Laffy Taffy jokes!

What colors do you paint the sun and the wind? -- The sun rose and the wind blue What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? – Shore
What falls down but never gets hurt -- Snow
What kind of brush do you use to comb a bee's hair? -- A honeycomb
How do you get a peanut to laugh? -- You crack it up
Why did the farmer bury all his money? -- To make his soil rich
Where can you find an ocean without water? -- On a map
Why do shoemakers go to heaven? Because they have good soles
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from? -- A poul-tree
Why do bees have sticky hair -- they use honeycombs
Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop? -- He wanted to get thescoop
What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? -- A chipmunk
What kind of trees sew? -- Pine trees, they always have needles around
What did the plate say to the other plate? -- Lunch is on me.
What did the man say when the picture fell on his head? -- I've been framed
Did you hear about the mummies who went to the theater? -- They gave the actors stage fright
How do you turn soup into gold? -- add 24 carrots (karats)
What do wolves say when they are introduced? -- howl do you do.
What does a car run on? -- Wheels
Why did the banana leave the cinema-the film didn't appeal to him
Why did the little cookie (biscuit) cry? -- Because his mother was a wafer so long
What is the clumsiest bee? -- A bumbling bee
What kind of bean can't grow? -- A jellybean
What’s green and fluffy and comes from mars -- a Martian mellow
How does a man on the moon get his haircut? -- eclipse it
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? -- Time to get a new fence
What is green, red, and runs 100 mph? -- A frog in a blender
What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? -- A dead school bus
What did the finger say to the thumb? – I’m in glove with you
What did Delaware? -- A New Jersey
What do you call a wandering nun? -- A Roamin' Catholic

I love these things!